I got the update,
And there is a new map.
That place is really cool,
And eco-friendly too.
There is a new QBZ assault rifle,
Which I’m sure you’re gonna love.
I want to explore this new world with you,
Meet frenemies and kill enemies,
Drive recklessly and fall happily,
Act creepy and clingy without caring about anyone.
I promise I’ll stand still and will not move an inch,
You can kill me with as many grenades as you want to.
When you knock on the door,
Dressed up in a pink frock.
I’ll not laugh or call you weird,
Please come back John,
So we can go to Sanhok.